Splash Squad Gifts

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's ok they're not in trouble...It's just the ladies formation-swimming team members practicing!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Water Slide

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Thanks again, kid!"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Artist Misses the Point

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

The dream works when the team works!

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."