Splash Superstar Gifts

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Cooking

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Staycation Photos

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

'Steroids.'

Artist Misses the Point

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Mozart swimming.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

The dream works when the team works!

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Swimming

Bomb's Away

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'