Splash Fashionista Gifts

The latest in men's Speedos.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Swing dancers.

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Mozart on a lilo

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Romance in the Ocean

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Bikini Between Buildings

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Dancing Man

Kink

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."