Splash Fashionista Pillows

The latest in men's Speedos.

Swing dancers.

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Water Slide

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Mozart on a lilo

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Romance in the Ocean

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Kink

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Dancing Man

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Bikini Between Buildings

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'