Floor Fashionista Gifts

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Casual Thursday

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Urban Life.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Cat tail etiquette.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

Need a pair of pants.

"Jeffrey's in futures."

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Dancing Man

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'