Floor Fashionista Gifts

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Casual Thursday

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Urban Life.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

Need a pair of pants.

"Jeffrey's in futures."

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'It's a trade-off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend.'

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'