Shoe Fashionista Gifts

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"You ain't from around these parts are you, stranger?"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

I want a pair of black shoes with low heels.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"