Sock Fashionista Gifts

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Missing Sock

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

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