Sock Stylist Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

'Don't worry, Cummings. A guy who wears such tasteless socks doesn't deserve anything else.'

'I know what's so disturbing about this art...the stockings don't match!'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Hats and Food

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

The Complete Cycle.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"