Sock Stylist Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

'Don't worry, Cummings. A guy who wears such tasteless socks doesn't deserve anything else.'

'I know what's so disturbing about this art...the stockings don't match!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Hats and Food

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Complete Cycle.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Christmas Socks

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'