Socks Stylist Gifts

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Hats and Food

Ski lift mobile

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Ski kicker.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Don't go in there!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Missing Sock

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'