Socks Stylist Pillows

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Hats and Food

Ski lift mobile

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Ski kicker.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock