Sock Collection Pillows

Great British Eccentrics.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.