Funny Sock Collector Pillows

"You're wearing odd socks."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Ball as water-melon.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'