Sock Collector Pillows

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"When the movers came, the sock mystery was solved."

'What?'

'I've had it with your sock fetish.'

Crisis Counseling for Odd Socks.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

'He got a hole in one today.'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"No matter what happens, hold on to my hand!"

"Mr Sock just became a father!"

"Yes, my personal ad said I was looking for a match, however..."

'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'

'It's the latest trend! It saves you losing one sock in the washing machine.'

"I don't mind the washer, but the dryer gives me motion sickness."

A pirate with a peg leg hanging out socks

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

'Your personals ad said you sold stocks.'

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Web Stockings

'Socks! Socks!'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

The Missing Sock Returns

Detective Jim and his bloodhound on yet another case.

"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."

You say your hand puppet is a philosopher? Yeah, "Sock-ra-tes."

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

Laundromat. Psst --- I'll trade you one brown sock for one blue.

"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."