Gym Sock Collectors Pillows

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'