Silly Sock Collector Pillows

'Information gathering.'

Butcher's Sock.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"