Smelly Sock Enthusiast Pillows

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

Christmas Socks

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop