Smelly Sock Enthusiast Prints

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

How it started: How it's going

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

"Your father helped me, too."

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

My feet were cold.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."