"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"
Smelly Sock Survivor Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that showcase their legendary sock surviving spirit—quirky, funny, and full of personality.
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
Those missing socks...where do they go?
The Complete Cycle.
'SAME SOCKS BAR.'
'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'
Noah of the sock world...
Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?
"Your father helped me, too."
'You've got a hole in your sock..'
'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'
'Information gathering.'
"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."
Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.
"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."
'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'
Sock hell
"I'll need a sticker per sock."
I'm missing an eighth sock again.
'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'
"And this set comes with a year's supply of replacement socks."
Missing socks squad.
"I used A.I. to read his mind."
"'I'll try to wear socks that match' is not setting the bar very high for a New Year's resolution."
"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."
"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."
Butcher's Sock.
Missing sock poster
Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks
"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"
'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'
What's with those goofy short socks? Earth to geezer! Everyone wears them. Ok, I will try to be supportive. Love your anklets.
Smelly Sock Survivor Prints Collection
Smelly Sock Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the smelly sock survivor theme—perfect for starting each day with a chuckle.
Smelly Sock Survivor Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate your sock surviving adventures—fun and functional home accessories.
Smelly Sock Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for the smelly sock survivor—wear your resilience and quirky spirit proudly.