Sock Connoisseur Prints

What's with those goofy short socks? Earth to geezer! Everyone wears them. Ok, I will try to be supportive. Love your anklets.

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'How does this one feel?'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"