Sock Connoisseur Mugs

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'How does this one feel?'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'