Sock Lover Mugs

"I used A.I. to read his mind."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

It was becoming increasingly clear that James Moore would one day become Canada's heritage minister.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

My Lucky Socks Got Lost in the Washing Machine - Please Help!!

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"