Sock Aficionado Mugs

'The Sock Exchange'

"C'mon - it's not like I'm argyle!"

"I hope it's not socks again."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I'm stepping outside my comfort zone.' - 'How, exactly?' - 'Ta da! Odd socks.' - 'They look identical...' - '...but they're from separate multipacks.' - 'I want this conversation refunded!'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Menswear shop.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

How it started: How it's going

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."