Sock Aficionado Gifts

'The Sock Exchange'

"C'mon - it's not like I'm argyle!"

"I hope it's not socks again."

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I'm stepping outside my comfort zone.' - 'How, exactly?' - 'Ta da! Odd socks.' - 'They look identical...' - '...but they're from separate multipacks.' - 'I want this conversation refunded!'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Menswear shop.

Sock monkey reading magazine about sock

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"