Socks Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

"Every year it's the same old thing. Another pair of socks and another double chin."

"So this is where all the missing socks end up."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Don't go in there!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"