Sock Lover Gifts

"I used A.I. to read his mind."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

It was becoming increasingly clear that James Moore would one day become Canada's heritage minister.

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

My Lucky Socks Got Lost in the Washing Machine - Please Help!!

"Your father helped me, too."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Washing Machine Torture

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks