Sock Fanatic Gifts

Shepherds washing their socks by night.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Christmas Socks

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop