Quirky Sock Enthusiast Gifts

"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."

"'I'll try to wear socks that match' is not setting the bar very high for a New Year's resolution."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

How it started: How it's going

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Missing Sock

My feet were cold.

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

'Information gathering.'