Mismatched Sock Aficionado Gifts

How it started: How it's going

Flight Socks.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Eclectic Chair

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

Christmas Socks

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Menswear shop.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'