Mismatched Socks Enthusiasts Gifts

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

How it started: How it's going

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Eclectic Chair

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

My feet were cold.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop