Mismatched Socks Enthusiasts Mugs

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The Eclectic Chair

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Missing Sock

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Menswear shop.