Mismatched Sock Enthusiast Mugs

"You're wearing odd socks."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The Eclectic Chair

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

How it started: How it's going

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Missing Sock

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

My feet were cold.

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Swan Lake Auditions

Menswear shop.