Lost Sock Enthusiast Gifts

'Your luggage is still missing but we've found a stray sock that might be yours.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

How it started: How it's going

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Information gathering.'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Menswear shop.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."