Lost Sock Mystery Lover Gifts

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Great British Eccentrics.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

How it started: How it's going

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Complete Cycle.

Where missing laundry socks go!

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

"I used A.I. to read his mind."

"'I'll try to wear socks that match' is not setting the bar very high for a New Year's resolution."

"So. . . you're back!"

Missing socks squad.

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"I'll need a sticker per sock."