Sock Sleuth Gifts

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

No more lost socks, dear! I'm tracking this load through every cycle!

'And we thought the washing machine was eating them!'

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'A momentary rift in the space-time continuum.'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

Dryer elves at work.

'And you say you last saw him in the clothes dryer?'

The Complete Cycle.

Missing socks squad.

Sock investigations, Inc.

Missing sock poster

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Dog got your clog?'

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'