Sock Drawer Detective Gifts

"We may be lost, but we can still have a purpose!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'He got a hole in one today.'

The Complete Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

Missing sock

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Your father helped me, too."

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

Detective Jim and his bloodhound on yet another case.

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."