Sock Sleuths Gifts

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Complete Cycle.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"You might consider new socks as well."

Missing Sock