Sock Seekers Gifts

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'

Abandon all socks ye who enter here.

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Washing Machine Torture

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'