Sock Seekers Pillows

'How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? We end the reign of terror today!!'

Abandon all socks ye who enter here.

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'He got a hole in one today.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Missing sock

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'