Socks Searcher Pillows

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'