Sock Seeker Pillows

Missing Sock Poster

"I haven't seen my partner since washing day June 2012..."

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

"J'ai perdu une chausette..."

Sock investigations, Inc.

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

City Police: Missing PersonsTV RemotesLost Socks.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Missing sock

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Freezing

Skier.

The Complete Cycle.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'