Socks Seeker Pillows

'You know that phenomenon - you put a pair of socks into the washing machine and get back only one. I wonder if this works with credit agreements, too...'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Happy Hour

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Skier.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Freezing

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

The Complete Cycle.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.