Socks Seeker Pillows

'You know that phenomenon - you put a pair of socks into the washing machine and get back only one. I wonder if this works with credit agreements, too...'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Happy Hour

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Skier.

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

Freezing

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Christmas Socks