Socks Struggler Pillows

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Missing sock

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Missing Sock

'You've got a hole in your sock..'