Socks Struggler Pillows

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

Washing Machine Torture

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

"Your father helped me, too."

Why One Sock is Always Missing

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

My feet were cold.

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'