Sock Survivor Pillows

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Washing Machine Torture

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

My feet were cold.

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

Missing Sock

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"Your father helped me, too."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'