Sock Warrior Pillows

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Polar bear bowling alley

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Greco-polar wrestling

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Missing sock

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'