Sock Warrior Gifts

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Greco-polar wrestling

Missing sock

Washing Machine Torture

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'