Sock Seeker Gifts

Missing Sock Poster

"I haven't seen my partner since washing day June 2012..."

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

"J'ai perdu une chausette..."

Sock investigations, Inc.

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

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'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Missing sock

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The Complete Cycle.

Freezing

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'