Sock Hunter Gifts

"I guess I'd like to find inner peace, but I'd settle for finding my car keys or a few lost socks in the dryer."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Washing Machine Torture

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'