Sandbox Warrior Pillows

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."