Sandbox Adventurers Pillows

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

Attorney-at-play

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.