Sandbox Strategist Pillows

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'This is all well and good, Sweetie, but Mommy thinks it's time you started thinking outside the sandbox.'

"I'll be right back. . . I have to check my email."

"I'm focusing less on girls and more on accumulating the things girls will eventually want."

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

Sand Castle Siege

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'I see our kids are networking.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"How will you text me now, Emily."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Giant Ant-Farm

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

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